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Fake Wheel Clamps

 Because that Bar-*-d has been stealing your disabled space
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Cardboard or plastic wheel clamps, designed to look just like the real thing, just cheaper.
—miasere, Apr 01 2003

Coyote Ugly http://us.imdb.com/Title?0200550
Baked, hollywood has thought of it too. [eion, Oct 05 2004]

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       "Bar-*-d"?   

       Barfered? Bartendered?
—bristolz, Apr 01 2003
   

       bar star d   

       Or; bar asterix d. i havent decided yet
—miasere, Apr 01 2003
   

       Will they come with windscreen obscuring stickers too?
—oneoffdave, Apr 01 2003
   

       You get a fake parking ticket, and when the person calls up the number on it they are greated by someone who insults their driving/parking/mother
—miasere, Apr 01 2003
   

       There was a practical jokes type programme on UK TV last week. They homed in on someone incorrectly parked in a disabled space and boxed the car in with wheelchairs chained together.   

       Alternatively, park across their bumper so they can't get out.
—egbert, Apr 01 2003
   

       Where I come from, you use a Stanley knife.
—FloridaManatee, Apr 01 2003
   

       [FloridaManatee] Prison?
—friendlyfire, Apr 01 2003
   

       you sure they were scottish? [kam]
—po, Apr 01 2003
   

       I shouldn't have doubted you. I just read that number plate as SCOUSE - which is someone from Liverpool :)   

       I have seen this done before, too but the only example I can think of, is an episode of Jonathan Creek (UK sleuth drama / comedy)
—po, Apr 01 2003
   

       I was thinking of using 2-part epoxy to fix the stickers though.
—oneoffdave, Apr 02 2003
   
      
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