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Free Trainers

Undercut the path into a criminal career
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To be honest I'm not at all convinced this would work but it might.

In a conversation with a police officer a couple of years ago, I expressed my surprise that the transferable skills used to commit crimes could not be redirected more easily. According to him, teenagers are often recruited into lives of crime by being offered items they value which leads to a sense of obligation to the people who did so, ultimately leaving them no option but to derive an income by criminal activity. I have to confess I have serious doubts about how important this factor is and suspect it's more to do with things like marginalisation depriving them of opportunities and a sense of hopelessness and being trapped in deprive circumstances, and there's plenty of white collar crime which doesn't happen this way. Both my father and I have spent time in the cells and neither of us would say it was we who were in the wrong.

Even so, this *might* make some difference:

Either subsidise publicly or encourage sportswear manufacturers to provide large numbers of the trainers considered swankiest to young people in urban areas with the highest youth crime rates. It doesn't have to be trainers - could be, say, video game consoles, but something which research has shown is a particularly strong object of desire for the group in question. Avoid something so specialised that it acquires the aura of police-mandated and therefore being uncool.

Those who would wish to take them further in their criminal careers would then be prevented from using bait because they've already got them.

Incidentally, after the police let me out they let me keep the plimsols. I wondered if it was a tracking thing but I'm not particularly paranoid and actually I thought it was quite nice of them.

I am entirely happy to be inundated with criticism and accusations of naivete here because I myself don't have a lot of faith in this idea, but who knows?

nineteenthly, Mar 27 2026

The Conquest of Cool https://tcfrank.com...e-conquest-of-cool/
[pertinax, Mar 29 2026]

Fame in the Twentieth Century https://en.wikipedi...in_the_20th_Century
[pertinax, Mar 29 2026]

The Attention Economy https://www.science...i/S0022053105002693
[pertinax, Mar 29 2026]





       //plimsols//   

       Off-brand plimsolls, perhaps?   

       //I'm not particularly paranoid//   

       That might be because of the sheltered life you've had, working among juvenile delinquents instead of consultants.
pertinax, Mar 28 2026
  

       // According to him, teenagers are often recruited into lives of crime by being offered items they value which leads to a sense of obligation to the people who did so, ultimately leaving them no option but to derive an income by criminal activity. //   

       As a generation x latch-key kid with a younger brother, I can agree with this statement. were both actively recruited.   

       That's just reality.   

       If you're under 18 and a gang knows you have no family, they attempt to bring you into the non-family they have created...   

       ....and if you leave, you die or get mangled first.   

       ...   

       joy   

       But what if they specialize in cars?
minoradjustments, Mar 28 2026
  

       I don't think cars are the first things they are bribed with. There's a case to be made for that, for sure, but apart from the expense they'd be underage.   

       So, does this sound like it'd work? I suspect it wouldn't.
nineteenthly, Mar 28 2026
  

       It misses the point. If Thunderclunge shoes are all over the place the gift will simply shift to the next desired item. The only way to solve this by replacing gifts is to eliminate scarcity.
Voice, Mar 28 2026
  

       Well this is true. I can never decide whether I want to work within or without iyswim.
nineteenthly, Mar 28 2026
  

       //eliminate scarcity//   

       Even if you did that, I think the Attention Economy would still defeat you, public attention being a finite resource. See links.   

       To get past that final boss, you'd need to break the valorisation of cool - a difficult task, but not impossible.
pertinax, Mar 29 2026
  

       You will never break the valorization of cool. If we knew what it was we would be wealthy beyond measure, or so cool we didn't care, and all that stuff becomes meaningless.   

       Intentionally starting a fad may be impossible. Even the most successful and persuasive 'influencers' fail. A fad is a mysterious phenomenon that should be surfed like a wave. They break like a wave, too.   

       And anyway, inventing a fad, however profitable, is very uncool;   

       "It was me! I invented the mullet!"
minoradjustments, Mar 29 2026
  

       I was thinking about that. There was some Saudi chocolate with pistachios I believe that became a meme, and I'm positive that was deliberate.
Voice, Mar 29 2026
  

       //You will never break the valorization of cool//   

       You are correct, to the extent that *I* will never break it. However, it is historically contingent, so it won't be around forever.
pertinax, Mar 30 2026
  
         


 

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