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Groucho Protective Mask

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Start with Groucho novelty glasses (link). Add either plain or prescription lenses as needed. Attach cloth mask to nose or mustache parts ... as long as you filter both nostrils and mouth. Might be able to forego plastic mustache in favor of one printed on the cloth mask. Because the glasses hook over the ears, the cloth mask only needs a single elastic band/tie behind neck. Also, if properly shaped the nose piece might reduce tendency for the glasses to fog up.
kdf, May 04 2020

Groucho Marx Novelty Glasses https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00412WY5C
[kdf, May 04 2020]

Mickey Mouse gas mask https://vignette.wi...0?cb=20120608221726
Prior Art by Disney [8th of 7, May 04 2020]

Darth Vader enforces lockdown https://www.reuters...llage-idUSKBN22G1KJ
[kdf, May 05 2020]

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       Excellent. [+]
doctorremulac3, May 04 2020
  

       Sweet. +
blissmiss, May 04 2020
  

       At last, a mask system that protects the eyes too (without which the wearer might as well not bother, as exposed conjunctiva are an open door to infection).   

       Filtration via the cigar, on inflow; via the moustache on outflow.   

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8th of 7, May 04 2020
  

       That Mickey mask scared me. I may have nightmares of that tonight.
blissmiss, May 04 2020
  

       Blissmiss, would you prefer Darth Vader? (link) Both he and the Mouse are Disney properties now...
kdf, May 05 2020
  

       I was going to post a facehugger mask but those already exist.
bigsleep, May 05 2020
  

       Realistically, you'd be better off catching Coronavirus. Facehuggers have very bad effects on your digestive system ...
8th of 7, May 05 2020
  

       Darth is silly to me. I know, that's sacrilegious around here.
blissmiss, May 05 2020
  

       Darth ith thilly to me altho.
AusCan531, May 06 2020
  

       Yay. A cohort. Thankfully. Now, Mickey, he be for real!
blissmiss, May 06 2020
  
      
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