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Start with Groucho novelty glasses (link). Add either plain or
prescription lenses as needed. Attach cloth mask to nose or
mustache parts ... as long as you filter both nostrils and
Might be able to forego plastic mustache in favor of one
the cloth mask. Because the glasses
hook over the ears, the
mask only needs a single elastic band/tie behind neck.
Also, if properly shaped the nose piece might reduce
tendency for the glasses to fog up.
Groucho Marx Novelty Glasses
[kdf, May 04 2020]
Mickey Mouse gas mask
Prior Art by Disney [8th of 7, May 04 2020]
Darth Vader enforces lockdown
[kdf, May 05 2020]
||At last, a mask system that protects the eyes too (without which the wearer might as well not bother, as exposed conjunctiva are an open door to infection).
||Filtration via the cigar, on inflow; via the moustache on outflow.
||That Mickey mask scared me. I may have nightmares
of that tonight.
||Blissmiss, would you prefer Darth Vader? (link)
Both he and the Mouse are Disney properties
||I was going to post a facehugger mask but those already exist.
||Realistically, you'd be better off catching Coronavirus. Facehuggers have very bad effects on your digestive system ...
||Darth is silly to me. I know, that's sacrilegious around
||Darth ith thilly to me altho.
||Yay. A cohort. Thankfully. Now, Mickey, he be for real!