Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Hair Club For Rats

Hair care products and styling services
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Many people find rats repulsive but squirrels, hamsters, and gerbils cute.

It’s gotta be the hair. “Ratty” is a synonym for coarse and unruly hair - but squirrels have big fluffy tails and hamsters have soft smooth pelts in variety of colors.

Sadly, rats have no money so this wouldn’t work for direct sales. Primary customers of the Hair Club For Rats would probably be unscrupulous pet shop owners who wish to pass off a rat as a Filigree Siberian Hamster (link).

kdf, Jun 28 2020

Basil the rat https://www.youtube...watch?v=khoJsN3nNzM
No, is hamster! [kdf, Jun 28 2020]

For the glory of Nimh! https://www.youtube...watch?v=XJ6SKfwkDvs
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 28 2020]

Ronald the Rat https://www.youtube...watch?v=QQwyfcef8Hs
.... or maybe it’s the clothes? [kdf, Jun 29 2020]


       I love rats.
xenzag, Jun 28 2020

       God, I wish I would have thought of this. It's so in my wheelhouse. Yay for the ratty rats in the world. Tiny toupees it is.
blissmiss, Jun 28 2020

       They just need another name and the disguise would be complete. Something exotic sounding like Moroccan Were-Gerbils.
RayfordSteele, Jun 29 2020

       No, it must sound cute. Welsh Fluffwobbles?
Voice, Jun 29 2020

       We could pour loads of shampoo and conditioner down the sewers so the rats can at least make a start. A bit of creative virement from the fat-berg clearing budget should fund it.
DenholmRicshaw, Jun 29 2020

Now there's a word I haven't encountered for a few years!
DrBob, Jun 29 2020

       Definition of virement   

       : an administrative transfer of budgetary funds   

       (I'm saving time for those bakers, like me, who had no clue what that word meant. You may thank me later somehow.)
blissmiss, Jun 30 2020


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