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This tiny little creature enjoys helping you in little ways.
It jumps off the broom handle where it was dancing, and balances itself on the edge of your dust pan holding on to the side tightly, and as the broom brush gets close it blows ever so slightly making the dust raise a hair width and all
the dust reaches the dust pan, none left on the floor.
It hangs on to your spatula when you're frying eggplant and as you try to turn a slice over it pulls with its tweezers and hop! The piece is on you spatula and already flipped over into the pan. Then it looks up and smiles excitedly, anticipating the next one.
I leave it to you galsnguys to tell me what else it does besides cleaning the velcro on your shoes, and taking the dust and mud off your car's window wipers.
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I like the whimsy, but this seems a bit magical. |
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It wants better pay and conditions. |
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It's traditional to have two of these, so you have one to drive when the other one is in the shop. |
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How does it drive? Or are you saying that when you park the car, one of them, the male, opens the window ever so slightly and the other one jumps out on a very strong but thin thread, and tells you how close you are to the sidewalk by pulling the rope in signals, while the female quickly translates it into words, imitating a funny version of Siri's voice? |
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How resistant is it to hammer blows? |
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