Instead of merely growing bits of skin in a laboratory for cosmetic
and medical purposes, now Hirsute Labs (pty.ltd) has produced
genuine, full length, transparent hair grown from real human scalp
Among a host of other benefits, this endeavour has helped to provide
jobs for many native
Americans, the Komanche tribe being the most
eager employees to date.
Hirsuit Lab Neutrahair(tm) is genetically modified to have no
pigment in it, so that it can readily accept any colour of dye.
The hair shafts are octagonal shaped, to make it extremely easy to
style into curls; waves; spikes; a bushy afro; 80's crinkle-cut crimps;
or, even easier, a drop dead straight sheet of pure protein fibres!
...And many more styles...just use your imagination. The sky is
literally the limit with Hirsuit Labs Neutrahair(tm).
Hirsuit Labs Neutrahair(tm) is grown in our labs under top secret
conditions, at 25 times the rate of ordinary human hair. That's
approximately 3metres per year! So for all those scissor-happy
stylists out there, this is a dream come true!
Hirsuit Labs Neutrahair(tm) can be ordered in lengths of up to three
metres per scalp. That's a full scalp of Neutrahair(tm) for your
Each scalp of hair comes complete with it's own two week supply of
scalp retaining Nuetrigel(tm); a synthetically engineered, gel-based
nutrient supply to keep your Neutrihair(tm) StylePro 2020 set up in
Not for use as wigs. Not for children under 3 (choking hazard).
T's and C's apply.
Neutrahair and Neutrigel are Registered Trade Marks of Hirsuit Labs
3 Tonsorial Avenue