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Completely baked in our kitchen: I've drilled two 1/8"
bottom of each drawer, a few inches apart, near the
anything gets stuck in a drawer, I can open the drawer
one and shove a stick up its bottom to move whatever
it's in the bottom drawer, where Anoia still reigns.
Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers [a1, Jan 12 2022]
||We have a hole in one of our kitchen drawers that consists
of the entire bottom. Nothing gets stuck in that one. Nor
does anything stay in it. [+].
||The only reason your drawers open is because Anoia the
Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers is lost in the
fourth dimension, together with all your other lost stuff
they suddenly re-appear back exactly where they were,
the whole time (because the 3 dimensions are still the
||Science is still baffled by this phenomenon, but knows that
solving this anomaly will necessarily cause all drawers (that
don't have holes in them yet, since the word hasn't gotten
yet) to become stuck.
||What if the bottom draw is stuck?
||// what if the bottom draw is stuck? //
||In the bottom drawer, Anoia still reigns.
||You could have an extra drawer fitted beneath the bottom one.
||You cant fool me - its turtles all the way down.
||I think with a bit of word play, this how toilet seats
were invented. ie bottoms on holes of kitchen
||She prefers to think of it as ruling, the other word reminds her
too much of what happened to her lava, which upsets her.
||Incidentally, I have just discovered the Disk has a god of
custard, likely worshipped by early half bakers I suspect,
though I've not
seen many 'prayers' (aka custard based ideas cunningly
clothed in the guise of a non newtonian fluid) to him here of
late so he may be in danger of becoming a small god, Nog-
||But is Nog-Humpty a god who dreams of being a
custard, or a custard that dreams of being a god?