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Clearly this is a metaphor for something.
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Completely baked in our kitchen: I've drilled two 1/8"
bottom of each drawer, a few inches apart, near the
anything gets stuck in a drawer, I can open the drawer
one and shove a stick up its bottom to move whatever
it's in the bottom drawer, where Anoia still reigns.
Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers [a1, Jan 12 2022]
||We have a hole in one of our kitchen drawers that consists
of the entire bottom. Nothing gets stuck in that one. Nor
does anything stay in it. [+].
||The only reason your drawers open is because Anoia the
Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers is lost in the
fourth dimension, together with all your other lost stuff
they suddenly re-appear back exactly where they were,
the whole time (because the 3 dimensions are still the
||Science is still baffled by this phenomenon, but knows that
solving this anomaly will necessarily cause all drawers (that
don't have holes in them yet, since the word hasn't gotten
yet) to become stuck.