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Recently it has been cold and there has been much snow. When it doesn't melt the novelty wears off quickly. Anyhow, walking to work and doing errands clearly needs a coat in the present frigid temperatures, this is unavoidable unless you were born in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne. Beyond this, gloves are also
appropriate, but wearing gloves is annoying in the extreme; hands are very impressive combined manipulators/sensors and wrapping them in thick fabric breaks most of their functionality. Unlike coats, gloves can be avoided for the most part, simply put your hands in your pockets when not in use and they'll cope with the few seconds of exposure it takes to open a door or whatever.
A scenario that disrupts this fairly agreeable scenario is having to carry something in a bag. Now your hands are performing the function of a hook to carry a small bag. This leaves at least a couple of fingers out in the cold.
It strikes me that the same hook function could be performed by a small hook. So, lets place a small flat-metal hook inside coat sleeves. Then if you buy a small item, you can hang the bag from this hook. Your hand can then retreat into the sleeve for warmth safe in the knowledge that the sleeve entrance is at least partially draft-proofing the opening.
The same hooks would also be useful for clipping on gloves, which get lost frequently because there's nowhere easy to keep them when not in use.
External version well backed and widely known to exist
https://en.wikipedi.../wiki/Carrying_pole [pocmloc, Feb 05 2026]
Sleeve dogs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pekingese [pertinax, Feb 05 2026]
Outside_20Non-Pockets
[xenzag, Feb 06 2026]
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You might need a special attachment for a pekinese dog. [+] |
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Re. the carrying pole, it's not doing the same function for the same reason. It does remind me of one of my brother's adaptations/inventions. He wanted to repurpose the through-the-sleeves string you see attaching two mittens together on toddlers. Specifically replacing each mitten with a wallet and keys, and the toddler with a drunk adult. |
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I want them, but what with me being clumsy, they would accidentally hook on to almost all the objects close to which I would pass. May I humbly request replacing all the the hooks with karabiners? P.s. this is despite being brought up in Durham City; but perhaps they are harder 20 miles up north in Newcastle. |
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Necessary for installation of concealed firearms or Wolverine-type switchblade claws in your Burberry. |
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//P.s. this is despite being brought up in Durham City; but perhaps they are harder 20 miles up north in Newcastle.// |
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I've had a few nights out in Newcastle, apparently Geordie girls in their 20's are less susceptible to cold than the average Siberian Husky. The Roman descriptions of barbarian warriors sledding naked on their shields the night before a battle is completely consistent with my observations. |
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Ah yes the Bigg Market rites of passage; thermal exposure coupled with toxin tolerance tests. |
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see also Outside Non Pockets - link |
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My concern is that the coat may not be structurally robust enough that a dangled bag would not cause disruption to the coat's lines and, consequently, to its comfort and beauty. Using the varyingly but still generally sturdy frame that the coat integumes as a means of supporting the weight of the dangled sack may present a workaround. In other words, handcuffs? |
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Was "integumes" the safe word? |
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Well, obviously, if you have it. If not, shops have bags for the occasion. |
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//My concern is that the coat may not be structurally robust enough that a dangled bag// |
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This is where you have to be careful. People do abuse anything to do with hanging things. Hooks are so useful in many scenarios that they're overloaded. Quality overcoats etc. often go as far as using a chain. |
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