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Lipstick phone

Opportunity for somebody to satisfy a need?
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I am reliably informed that use of handbags by women is falling out of fashion. Quote "I only use it for carrying lipstick, the only thing most people carry about with them these days is their phone".

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bhumphrys, Jul 03 2026





       Step 1: The device is launched to fanfare and applause. [+]
Step 2: The engineering team works out a way to make you buy a new phone every time the lipstick runs out.
Step 3: The legal team devises an interpretation of the DMCA such that, if anyone continues to sell lipstick separately from phones, they are somehow infringing the IP rights of the phone manufacturer.
pertinax, Jul 04 2026
  

       At least it's not in other: general
normzone, Jul 04 2026
  
         


 

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