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Madder Horn

 you call _that_ a honk ?
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The regular car horn works as it should, but when you *really* want somebody to know you're pissed, you point (over the dashboard) at the target and push The Madder Horn button.

A lid pops open on the hood of your car and a specially trained goose flies out and loudly attacks the driver of the offending vehicle.

—FlyingToaster, Sep 18 2009

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       What does the angry driver do when, to their surprise, a limp dead goose flops pathetically out of their car?
—DrWorm, Sep 18 2009
   

       I think the trick is to pack the auto-nest with a live goose O_o
—FlyingToaster, Sep 18 2009
   

       Hmmm... roast goose....
—egbert, Sep 18 2009
   

       ... get stuffed and mounted, both of you. § x1
—FlyingToaster, Sep 18 2009
   

       I see a gap in the market for a mechanical goose manufacturing entrepreneur
—pocmloc, Sep 18 2009
   

       Why isn't this a horn that squirts red dye?
—nineteenthly, Sep 18 2009
   

       Why is there no mention of a mountain?
—zeno, Sep 19 2009
   

       It went to Mohammed.
—wagster, Sep 19 2009
   


 

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