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"My only concern is that it wouldn't work, which I see as a problem."
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This is intended as a solution to the problem of how to tell
whether someone is sleeping or passed out. Make a speaker
on a thin, quiet robotic arm. The speaker should make the
sounds of a mosquito. An AI program looks through a
camera and determines where the sleeper's highest ear is
the speaker near it. If an attempt is made to
swat the boom, the person is okay.
||Unless, of course, you're referring to the Final Front ear ......