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Ninja Stealth

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One or more small adjustable accelerometers are worn on the body and are configured to beep upon differing degrees of jostle. The unobtrusive feedback will soon have you stealth-walking like a ninja.
LimpNotes, Dec 14 2016


       Not all their cracked up to be. Whilst dwelling in Kita-Koshigaya, the guesthouse used to get people going to the nearby ninja dojo. They were extremely visible at breakfast time.
not_morrison_rm, Dec 14 2016

       Would also be useful in training pickpockets.
popbottle, Dec 14 2016

       [not_mrm] - you mean, the ones they wanted you to see were visible
hippo, Dec 15 2016

       ^ It wasn't that big a dining area..
not_morrison_rm, Dec 15 2016

       But did you happen to glance up at the ceiling fan above your head?
hippo, Dec 15 2016

       Whenever you see a Ninja, he's a decoy.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 15 2016

       Yeah, they're like security cameras in banks; for every one you can see, there are 3 you can't see.
neutrinos_shadow, Dec 15 2016

       ...and in the 7-11, ninja are very apparent. It would be a bit of an evolutionary handicap to be that invisible, as the check-out operator wouldn't know you are there...likewise waiting to see the doc in hospitals, zebra crossings et al.   

       //ceiling fan above your head   

       There was no ceiling fan.
not_morrison_rm, Dec 15 2016

       When I was learning to drive in a big 1980s Peugeot there were three lights on the dashboard, green orange and red, which were connected to the speed, gearbox and throttle, to indicate how economically you were driving. It was great training to be able to keep it on the same colour for an entire journey.   

       Also I have seen motion-sensitive LED flashers that can be attached to shoelaces. These also give useful feedback to walking too heavily.
pocmloc, Dec 16 2016

       //It was great training to be able to keep it on the same colour for an entire journey.   

       I am just assuming you went for the green light option.
not_morrison_rm, Dec 16 2016

pocmloc, Dec 18 2016


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