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How will this literary masterpiece be produced ? |
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Most PE teachers can barely read; writing is definitely beyond them. |
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Besides, PE teachers are almost invariably malignant sadists, only a short step from being geography teachers, and thus deserve no pity whatsoever. |
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So do you dislike sadists or do you like Geography teachers? |
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We dislike sadists, and therefore also dislike Geography teachers, evil twisted bastards that they are. |
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//Most PE teachers can barely read//
That hardly matters, does it 8th? After all, the main use of such a magazine is for it to be rolled up & used to whack someone round the earhole. |
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Really ? We thought hockey sticks and cricket bats were preferred... and baseball bats, of course. |
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Rolled up magazines don't leave any incriminating marks on the victim that the social workers might find. |
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Naah, that's the second* thing they're taught in PE teacher training - "Hit 'em so it don't show". |
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*The first is "Breathe in ... breathe out ... breathe in ... breathe out ..." |
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