Pecker pauser

A large percentage of men approach orgasm more quickly than they would like. Solutions on the market include numbing condoms, which worsen the problem, and thinking about someone's grandmother, which has its own nasty set of side-effects. These are suboptimal. I offer a new slightly less suboptimal solution.

During intimate encounters, as climax approaches earlier than desired, a gentleman surreptitiously activates a compact finger ring controller by tapping on it with a fingernail. This relays a signal to a slender toe ring, which delivers a brief impulse to the posterior tibial nerve. The sensation is a brief, distracting mild cramp, sufficient to disrupt arousal pathways and delay release for non-masochistic users.

The toe ring's circuitry caps output at 20-40 mA and 1-100 Hz, mirroring therapeutic TENS parameters that avoid burns, nerve damage, or sustained agony. The on-board 200 mAh battery in each of the controller and device are more than sufficient for a night of pleasure, and are wirelessly rechargeable. Both rings are sufficiently discreet not to draw attention from one's partner. The enhanced version for masochists and alternative placement is unavailable at this time.