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Propeller Beanie with Fart Detection

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When this cool propeller beanie detects a fart the blades of the propeller line up to point to the source. If the wearer farts, it spins, breeze or not.

Also good for finding black goats on a moonless night.

[On another note, is there anything a poster can do to help with the site outages? Seriously.]

—minoradjustments, Jun 29 2026




         


 

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