h a l f b a k e r yRenovating the wheel
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The big black smooth-bore cat that lives here came home a week ago with a little limp and a right side index finger with a damaged claw. It kind of went sideways but he wouldnt talk about it. Over the next week he worried it and kept it (relatively) clean and eventually the claw and all fell off with
no evident damage to the toe. When I thought about it, it seemed more consequential than just the loss of the claw. I think hes going through an identity crisis.
If he was a sniper it would be like cutting off his trigger finger.
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Approved. All cat improvements get my vote.(imagines whisker extensions and scorpion/dragon tips for tails) |
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They're working on a tail prosthetic that is a prehensile tentacle. Always tentacles. |
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8th is spinning in his grave at the thought of this. |
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I forgot the ReTail service. |
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