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The big black smooth-bore cat that lives here came home a week ago with a little limp and a right side index finger with a damaged claw. It kind of went sideways but he wouldn’t talk about it. Over the next week he worried it and kept it (relatively) clean and eventually the claw and all fell off with
no evident damage to the toe. When I thought about it, it seemed more consequential than just the loss of the claw. I think he’s going through an identity crisis.
If he was a sniper it would be like cutting off his trigger finger.
The ReC/ReF experts have the solution. For a nominal fee they’ll service your feline with a variety of non-lethal and lethal prosthetics to correct the result of mishaps, conflicts, and character deficiencies. It’s amazing what the installation of a Mod2 KittyScythe will do for the self-confidence of a formerly docile cat. From exact bio-mimicry to Star Trooper enhancements, these are life-changing prosthetics that can open up a whole new range of prey possibilities, including goats and small deer.
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Approved. All cat improvements get my vote.(imagines whisker extensions and scorpion/dragon tips for tails) |
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They're working on a tail prosthetic that is a prehensile tentacle. Always tentacles. |
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8th is spinning in his grave at the thought of this. |
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I forgot the ReTail service. |
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