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Registration Database Registration Database

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Got to keep track of 'em somehow.
Ian Tindale, Jun 23 2005

Yeah, yeah. Registration_20Data...stration_20Database
[angel, Jun 23 2005]

(?) Student Database http://news.yahoo.c...GRzMjRtBHNlYwMxNjk5
[The Jolly Misanthrope, Jun 23 2005]

Russell's Antimony http://mathworld.wo...ssellsAntinomy.html
As long as you don't have the Registration Databases not Registering Themselves Registration Database [Detly, Jun 25 2005]


       Only if [jonthegeologist] gets to administer it.
angel, Jun 23 2005

       where do I sign up?
jonthegeologist, Jun 23 2005

       Quid registradiet registradies?
hippo, Jun 23 2005

       I assume the Registration Database Registration Database would be in the Registration Database Registration Database.
Worldgineer, Jun 23 2005

       Of course (linky).
angel, Jun 23 2005

       Heres a database that should be there; I read this morning that the pentagon is making a student database "of high school students ages 16 to 18 and all college students to help the military identify potential recruits in a time of dwindling enlistment in some branches."
The Jolly Misanthrope, Jun 23 2005

       Je ne sais what the heck this idea is about pas.
phundug, Jun 23 2005

       When I was a kid, it was "fill out this form in triplicate."
lurch, Jun 23 2005

       Sadly, with the ludacris redundancy present in today's burracracy, I am surprized this dosen't already exist.   

       During the last draft a 4F status was something to die for in order not to be drafted to die for Bob McNamara, LBJ and the Crook. Now it is just the F word x 4. I got me a 4D to get saved in '64. Then I had to go to seminary to become a preacher or my D would drop off. So I did. I've preached 'Wage Peace' ever since. Now that I've spoken, I'm registered... with the FBI, Homeland, and Hacker Patrol. I think I see a dude in a gray flannel suit coming up the walk as we speak....and with him is a chick with the name tag: Josephine McCarthy...'We get our Reds.'
Divine_Messenger, Jun 24 2005

       They are bringing back the draft to launch the next corporate crusade.
10clock, Jun 24 2005

       would this be a fedral thing or just a ok its there thing
toomer34, Jun 24 2005

       Ok, I'll bite, who the fruit is [The Acrimonious Obfuscator]? (Sounds like a thumb, a lewis, or a nutcase.)
blissmiss, Jun 24 2005

       I'm new. Am I overstepping my bounds?   

       You're new? Wow. I didn't learn to type until I was at least many years old.
Ian Tindale, Jun 24 2005

       Yeah, I just spawned and congealed into the form of an adult about 36 hours ago   

       Does [The Acrimonious Obfuscator] happen to know [The Jolly Misanthrope] who arrived here on the same day ?
half, Jun 25 2005

       Thanks for clearing that one up, Pa`.
waugsqueke, Jun 25 2005

       ! [waugs] ! - I enjoyed that!
gnomethang, Jun 25 2005

       Pa've - Thanks . I'm not quite as cynical as I used to be. Or actually I am more cynical but less inclined to offend.   

       Half- [The Acrimonious Obfuscator] does not happen to know [The Jolly Misanthrope].   

       I don't even know The Jolly Misanthrope.
The Jolly Misanthrope, Jun 28 2005

       Perfectly logical idea [Ian]. [-] though, because I am opposed to anything that increases bureaucracy. Sorry.
hidden truths, Jun 30 2005

       I can't accept that [-] unless accompanied by a form £20, in triplicate.
Ian Tindale, Jun 30 2005


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