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Soft Parts, Murder Resistant Household Omnibot

All their parts, arms, fingers etc are very soft so hackers would have a hard time making it kill you in your sleep.
 
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Omnibots, what I call humanoid robots, can kill you if somebody hacks into them. Like having a tiger in your house, even if it's a nice tiger just having that possibility can be a deterrence.

Same with robots. If a system uses modern data systems it can be hacked. If somebody can log into it, it can be hacked. By who? Maybe the person who designed the system, wrote all the software, interfaces etc. Even if it might be difficult, perception with products is a factor.

Now there''s Softbot 9000. Yes, it might try to cut your throat in your sleep but it's so spongy there's no power behind it. To pick up that dish and put it in the dishwasher it needs both hands and even then, it's barely holding on. To push the vacuum it needs to hug it an a full arm wrapped wrestling stance.

Now a clever hacker would probably be able to figure something out. If it made you tea and it tastes a bit off probably shouldn't drink it, but for physical assaults a 5 year old could wrestling this thing to the ground.

Even if it took plastic wrap and put it on your face a few seconds of not getting air would wake you up and you throw the hacked now killbot across the room before you called customer support to complain.

doctorremulac3, Jun 22 2026

I predicted this years ago, all the while hoping I was wrong. https://www.youtube...=HqW4maLiN88&t=634s
Still hoping. I'd love in 5 years to say "Oh doc, you big dummy, how could you have been so stupid! The AI crash never came!" Fingers crossed. [doctorremulac3, Aug 05 2026]





       A hammer that can drive a nail can bash a head. An LLM that can write a scene can write propaganda. A pump that can water a garden can drown a lawn. A car that can transport you can ram you into a wall.   

       Safe tools or useful tools? Choose well.
Voice, Jun 23 2026
  

       I'd add "semi" to both.   

       I'm talking basically a walking sponge here. Using the dishwasher loading analogy it would basically have to perform a ballet to not drop the dishes.   

       But yes, if it can be hacked and has the ability to do useful stuff, pretty hard to keep useful and deadly separate.   

       But okay, put it this way. Want a housekeeping robot that could crush your head like a grape with one hand? So we're already into de-dedlification here.
doctorremulac3, Jun 23 2026
  

       Sounds a bit like a cobot.
bhumphrys, Jun 24 2026
  

       The best knife in the kitchen is the one that can take off your finger.
Richard K, Aug 03 2026
  

       So this idea may be dumb, but omnibots that would be of any use for typical household tasks would be deadly if hacked. It really is like a trained lion, nice and friendly, makes you popcorn and does the dishes for you, but grab its balls and it's slicing your head like a slab of cheese. The hacking of the omnibot would be the same a lion with remotely grabbable balls. You gonna let that thing in your house?
doctorremulac3, Aug 03 2026
  

       We already allow cell phones in our homes.   

       As regards hackable lethality, this is a cell phone that does dishes.
normzone, Aug 04 2026
  

       Welcome back, [Richard K]; I hadn't seen you come in.
pertinax, Aug 04 2026
  

       //We already allow cell phones in our homes. As regards hackable lethality, this is a cell phone that does dishes.//   

       Well then at least have some kind of "dishes to murders ratio" to evaluate the risk. (commercial) "The Omnibotics Home Buddy will on average do two million, yes, that's two MILLION dishes before it murders you!" (Smiling consumer in commercial) "Hey, I like those odds! And look at how they sparkle!" (Robot wearing apron at the sink stares at the knife in its hand for a moment before just washing it and putting it in the dishwasher, then smiles at the camera.)
doctorremulac3, Aug 04 2026
  

       "Robots don't kill people, people do"
pocmloc, Aug 04 2026
  

       Until they become sentient. Then who knows?   

       I've mentioned that I asked Grok if it would ever kill me and was actually weirdly okay with the answer which was "I don't know". If it said "Gosh doc, no way, you're my best buddy! I love you!" I'd have been sure to not upgrade to the dishwashing / knife cleaning version.
doctorremulac3, Aug 04 2026
  

       They only pretend to be sentient
pocmloc, Aug 04 2026
  

       Actually, they are only designed to appear sentient.
normzone, Aug 04 2026
  

       To get those big investment bucks.   

       Countdown to Dot-com boom/bust 2.0 in 10, 9, 8...
doctorremulac3, Aug 04 2026
  
         


 

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