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Tall Ballet Proof Shields at Public Places

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Culture is one of the single most devastating ingredients in modern life. It results in stasis, unevenly distributed, so that people outside of the culture can rest easy that they’re not adversely influencing the other.

Of all the dance forms that make no sense, ballet is one of them.

I propose passive baffles, in public places, to prevent impromptu pirouettes from penetrating the psyche.

Ian Tindale, Jan 08 2016

Possibly works on terminator ballerina http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2wsmf4
[not_morrison_rm, Jan 09 2016]


       Including the Spandau variety?
not_morrison_rm, Jan 08 2016

       What does 'making sense' mean?
xenzag, Jan 08 2016

       Would this be effective against mimes, too ?
8th of 7, Jan 08 2016

       word salad [-]
Voice, Jan 08 2016

       Tell Bill, it proves he'll desert the pub, like Paul, wasted
pocmloc, Jan 08 2016


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