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Go get a drone with reasonable carrying capacity, some
fairly
good aerial pics of the Vatican roof. one circular bit of
wood, some
expanding foam spray to seal it in place, and a couple of
smoke grenades
(black, white, pink etc, preferably ones with wifi
connections).
Work out what chimney
they use (see pics), and how big
it is, use
drone
at night to go block up the chimney and leave the smoke
grenades.
So, 12 seconds after the they close the door to decide
who's going to be the next pope, trigger the smoke
grenades of your
choice <evil laughter>.
zer chimney
http://www.igrejaca...-capela-sistina.jpg
[not_morrison_rm, Aug 07 2015]
but which one?
http://i.livescienc...apel.jpg?1383108187
[not_morrison_rm, Aug 07 2015]
Dolce
https://www.youtube...watch?v=uo84caBoToQ
[pertinax, Aug 20 2015]
[link]
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Just have a world wide internet poll, of all who can be bothered, to initiate the trigger. |
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So...you cause the global media to think the conclave
reached a decision? Or that the smoke was miraculously
turned pink? |
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Since the Vatican has wifi jammers, it might be easier to
make a big drone that looks like Jesus and just fly it around. |
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They did that at the beginning of La Dolce Vita. Sort of. Don't you remember? |
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