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Velcro Orrery

Sticky Saturn

(-1)

Place planet Pluto perfectly

View Venus's vector visually

Emplace Earth excellently

Locate Luna logically

Unite Uranus unerringly (sorry!)

—	bhumphrys, Sep 13 2026

Thwarted pineapple: how is Velcro alliterative?

—	pertinax, Sep 14 2026

Thanks for pineapple! Poetically.

—	bhumphrys, Sep 14 2026