Do you have deer in your neighborhood?
Let's face it deer have a real problem, deer are a real problem.
Their selfish conspicuous and unrelenting consumption of evergreens must be stopped.
In my neighborhood every tall juniper has been consumed to where they look like topiary phallus.
This
invention is stilts for deer, which would make it possible for deer to reach higher and consume your landscaping more evenly preventing them from sculpting every bush into a visually startling formation.
The plan if for the municipality to make these stilts available for homeowners who would take them and affix them to some of the deer that traffic their properties.
Each stilt will be comprised of a wooden shaft with a deer like hoof carved or fashioned at the bottom, a real hoof shelf and additionally two buckles on each stilt that so that the portion of the wooden shaft that extends past the real deer hoof can be buckled securely around each of the deer's legs.
The best par of this idea is that deer have a general look of sadness or boredom. This solution will furnish them with some excitement and also might open the door for deer to make friends more readily with taller animals like horses or giraffe.
Homeowners would like them more and taller animals would want to be friends with them.