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This is a mechanical watch that winds itself from incidental
wrist motion. It uses an epitrochoid flywheel to nudge a
piston in and out, which in turn feeds from the force of the
exploding gases after the ignition cycle of the nuclear
particles embedded in the apex lobes of the flywheel,
lights up the numbers on cold days.
||This would not only subject the wearer to a potentially lethal dose of radiation but would also most likely blow their arm off to above the elbow.
||No, that's what Justin Bieber wears.
||Presumably, it doesn't start to wind if you stopped it before
it fully wound last time, and it uses too much oil...
The apex seals will break at the slightest knock. It will go
faster than all the other watches, and will subsequently be
banned for 24h use.
||(referring to some of the characteristics of the RX7 engine)