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The Haribo brand is trying to reestablish itself as a maker of cute consumer electronics staples with red gummi bears glued to them.
There are cables named "twizzlers" with the expected rotating profile. There are lots of cables that look like something edible or draw on that in their brand aesthetic.
Why
is there no completely edible liquorice (or maybe some sort of fruit leather, this isn't about flavor) in the shape of a USB-C cable yet? If Fry's still existed this would get snapped up in the check-out lane.
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Yes! White chocolate Apple cables. Jalapeño zip cord. A Scotch Bonnet wall wart. Multi-flavored, multi-layered, multi-colored transatlantic cables that last months. Gold foil on the USB connectors. |
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{As an aside, Haribo really missed the boat when they didn't sponsor Mike Tyson's CBD gummy bitten ears.} |
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Won't it encourage children to eat the real cables? hahahaha |
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If the liquorice is in the shape of USB C, just eat it. If USB A, place in mouth, remove, turn 180, try again, remove, turn another 180 ...and is somehow now edible in original orientation |
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Slightly tricky. Licorice is presently just extruded and cut to length. This would require a mold or some other way to make the plug. |
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Gummy bears are an abomination. Gummy worms however are heaven-sent. |
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Gummy Hair Bows for little girls and boys with a mullet. They could be after school snacks after wearing them. |
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