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soapseeper

seeps soap
 
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A hat contains a reservour of soapy froth. The rim contains lots of holes. As you go about your daily business, frothy soapy froth seeps from the holes and dribbles uniformly down your face.

A gutter around your collar collects the run-off and stores it in a convenient bladder which you can empty in a public convenience through the attached waist-level drain valve.

pocmloc, Apr 04 2020

The opposite of this https://www.youtube...vMTlj8t1mA&index=25
also musical [calum, Apr 06 2020]

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       What happens when it gets in your eyes?
xenzag, Apr 04 2020
  

       You scream "ARGHHHHHHHHHH!"   

       "ARGGHHHHHHHH!"
chronological, Apr 04 2020
  

       Keep your eyes closed if you are that fussy! Or, wear swimming goggles?
pocmloc, Apr 04 2020
  

       Can we hear the screaming again ? We enjoyed that ...
8th of 7, Apr 04 2020
  

       What [chronological] "SAID".
blissmiss, Apr 04 2020
  

       hmmm you could use Johnson & Johnson's No More Tears formula...
Might even be able to get Ozzy Osbourne to do the theme song.
  

       What [8th] said.
21 Quest, Apr 04 2020
  

       What [21] said [8th] said [chronological] said.
whatrock, Apr 05 2020
  

       Not certain about the frothy soapy frothy froth, but I can find some other uses for the collection collar/bladder/drain valve doodad.
tatterdemalion, Apr 05 2020
  

       If only I didn't already have a convenient bladder which I can empty in a public convenience through a waist level drain valve.
ConsulFlaminicus, Apr 06 2020
  

       Also, struggling to see the link to soap opera classification.
ConsulFlaminicus, Apr 06 2020
  

       Maybe the screaming is intended to be dramatic, tuneful, and with a classical musical accompaniment ?
8th of 7, Apr 06 2020
  

       I think that this is an excellent idea. A 21stC. plague doctor outfit. A pomo one, at that: Victorian water tower stovepipe hat and Elizabethan ruff gutter. Perfect.
calum, Apr 06 2020
  

       As long as the screaming is still included; the more prolonged and agonized, the better.
8th of 7, Apr 06 2020
  

       Well there are only two //soap// categories on here, which seems a trifle stingy. It's not my fault if I chose the wrong one is it now?
pocmloc, Apr 06 2020
  

       Yes, it is your fault. It is all your fault. You are solely responsible; the guilt is entirely yours.   

       Now, confess your sins, and you may be forgiven by the deity of your choice. You will still be mercilessly punished, but your deity, if any, may forgive you. You'll just have to take your chance. That's the best offer you'll get, so you'd best take it while it's available.
8th of 7, Apr 06 2020
  


 

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