Business: Please Hold
1-900-COLLECT   (+2, -3)  [vote for, against]
Save a buck, and get a phone f**k

In the US, there's an abundance of collect calling companies. They all offer basically the same service, the only real difference being price. Now, the benefit of this plan isn't that it costs less than any other service. Rather, while connecting your call and collecting the billing information, the operator talks dirty to you. Best of all, it's a collect call--you're billing your phone sex to someone else!
-- TheJeff, May 18 2004

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