This is a bar. A regular bar, but for one thing. Everything is scaled down to 3/4 the regular size, including the costs.
Specially imported mini-bottles of beer, miniature mugs, even the roof is lower.
This may disorient any heavy drinkers and lead them to believe that they have grown a bit. Maybe boost their ego. But hey, some of us need that.-- DesertFox, Dec 02 2004 3/4 doesn't lead to especially odd sizes. I say make everything 4/3 sized. 21.3 or 26.6 ounce pints. And cut down those drunk bastards' ego a bit.-- swamilad, Dec 02 2004 You'd waltz in, have lunch, and waltz right back out again.-- spiritualized, Dec 02 2004 That's funny [spiritualized].-- swamilad, Dec 02 2004 Would it have a pint-sized jungle-gym out back too?-- Letsbuildafort, Dec 02 2004 Jungle gyms and beer, yay!-- Machiavelli, Dec 02 2004 3/4 in what respect? dimensions or volume? the drinks would presumably be 3/4 volume, but if you decreased the volume of the room to 3/4 probably no one would notice.-- 5th Earth, Dec 03 2004 random, halfbakery