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Culture: Manners
A Can of Shush!   (+1)  [vote for, against]
An airisol can that makes a shush sound to shut people up.

I was at a movie the other day and some people can be so annoying. Can somebody please make an airosol can of Shush. I must have shushed this group 10 times before I moved. I'd like a full sized can for those big events and a pocket sized version for church perhaps. I would love to be able to personalize them; "Here's a can of SHUSH with your name on it - beat it!". Maybe we can get an Austin Powers tie in. The nozzle could be a little cupped hand.

I just need it for those days when I just plain run out of Shush!
-- french, Nov 26 2002

This should shut them up: http://www.sportswo...CatID=79&typeID=238
[dalek, Oct 04 2004]

So [french] is that where you've been all this time ?
-- skinflaps, Nov 26 2002


sp: aerosol

And, doesn't an aerosol can already make the shhhh shush sound already?
-- bristolz, Nov 26 2002


I smell a movie rip-off.
-- Malakh, Nov 26 2002


Why not make a can of shut the fuck up, I'm sure that would get the message across quicker.
-- Gulherme, Nov 26 2002


Nothing like abit of good old surfing talk eh ? [Gulherme]
-- skinflaps, Nov 26 2002


Won't it be just as annoying with the clickety-clack sound for the full minute required to shake the can?
-- Amos Kito, Nov 27 2002


Let us not add injury to insult with teargas or excessive noise. Although, Amos, I am partial to the clack of steel balls in the can. As unnecessary as they would be without a medium to propel, I think the "heads up" would add a nice touch.
-- french, Nov 27 2002


You could also just turn around and shoot the offending person in the head, I'm pretty sure nobody would speak again after that.
-- Gulherme, Nov 28 2002


a super soaker water gun tends to be quieter, and without the nasty blood stains.

I searched for canned sushi, and sushi in a can, no luck.
-- rbl, Nov 28 2002


Go Tintin and chloroform 'em.
-- -alx, Nov 28 2002


// a super soaker water gun tends to be quieter, and without the nasty blood stains //

But so much less satisfying.

<Very poor taste> I believe this product is now available in Moscow theatres ...... </Very poor taste>
-- 8th of 7, Nov 28 2002



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