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Absolution Spray   (+11, -6)  [vote for, against]
Absolution. Because you're worth it.

Have you ever wanted to be relieved of your sins but been unable or unwilling to go to church to confess? Do you feel demons within and want to exorcise them?

Try Absolution! It's a holy compound in a stylish spray which can be used any time, any where. Just one spray and your problems are gone and you're on your way to Heaven!

I have a feeling I might need some after this post.
-- pooduck, Feb 08 2005

Holy Mist Holy_20Mist!
[pooduck, Feb 08 2005]

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The 12 oz. bottle of super-concentrated suds guarantees hours of bathroom redemption fun. [benfrost, Feb 13 2005]

Does it come in scents? (accidental pun?) How is it for armpits?
-- spacer, Feb 08 2005

Ever notice there’s never a Sin Eater around when you really need one?
-- Shz, Feb 08 2005

For the more discerning sinner: Chanel No. 5 blessed by the Pope.
-- wagster, Feb 08 2005

can someone explain co-sins to me?
-- po, Feb 08 2005

The co-sin exists at 90 degrees to the sin. For example I will now blaspheme : "Jesus Jumping Christ!!", that's a sin. I now look to my right and there's an aspidistra: that's the co-sin.

Do not confuse co-sins with cousins, none of my cousins are aspidistra (though one is a pansy).
-- wagster, Feb 08 2005

and ab-sin? wags, sinthe you are on a roll?
-- po, Feb 08 2005

Oh yeah. I've got good pair of abs-in-the shirt as well. People ask me if they're silicon, but honestly, they're not sinthetic.
-- wagster, Feb 08 2005

A bun. And I wish I could hand another to spacer for the wordplay.
-- JungFrankenstein, Feb 09 2005

He's not on a roll - he's on a tangent.
-- robinism, Feb 09 2005

wagster... aspidistra...a large evergreen perennial?
-- iso400, Feb 09 2005

Wagster: a halfbaker, alias Wag or James.

A Spidistra: a rest home for old spiders.
-- wagster, Feb 09 2005


Where you find a sine ... expect to aspidastore sale.
-- reensure, Feb 09 2005

Geez, now I'll never get my calculator blessed!
-- spacer, Feb 12 2005

Slogan: "Why pray, when you can spray!"

Seems like a WIBNI. Yet this idea seems to have a strange magical immunity...

So [Pooduck] Productions makes the movie "Absolution Spray," in which the hero discovers A.S. in a dusty old trunk (left to him by his beloved grandfather who was once a spy in the Vatican). Every time he sprays, he feels his conscience get lighter. But then he notices that with each spray, he feels less like enjoying, risking, thrilling, traveling, seeking...then he understands why Gramps stopped using it, and the bottle is returned to the attic.
-- robinism, Feb 13 2005

That production ended with a bit of an anti climax. He couldn't have turned into satan? Or do something a little more exciting than (dum dum dum) put the bottle back!
-- fridge duck, Feb 15 2005

In my day, putting the bottle back was considered an exciting ending. And the satan ending tested poorly in Ohio.
-- robinism, Feb 15 2005

Must be due to the Gates of Hell being there. In the basement of a dorm, I think.
-- Zimmy, Nov 19 2006

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