Product: Office Supplies: Sticky Tape
Adhesive Tape Player   (+1)  [vote for, against]
with sound encoded in the sticky part.

It’s a roll of transparent tape, specially designed to play sounds when pulled.

It has dots and lines of adhesive, with just enough gaps to produce noise as the tape separates from the roll. It’s best with a continuous sound wave. An optional acoustic resonating Scotch tape dispenser could project the sound better. Possible noises are bird calls, crickets, and other sounds of nature.
-- Amos Kito, Aug 07 2003

symphony for dot matrix printers http://www.theuser....atrix/en/intro.html
Sweet! Is Amos easily entertained or what! [Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 16 2006]

-- phoenix, Aug 08 2003

And when you get to the end, it could say, "Buy more tape."
-- friendlyfire, Aug 08 2003

I want it to say "Oooouch, that smarts!"
-- squeak, Aug 08 2003

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