I'm not sure how to shape this thing exactly in 3d, but basically it pulls the air and hair through a vortex (as far as I can imagine, no water this time) and then (or immediately with no two stages) spins the hair that was caught into a thread, which is automatically wound up, so that you wind up with nice and useful thread.
Wash the the thread with organic bio-degradable washing machine soap and you can even sell it.
And if you have a few pets, or a spotted pet, you'll get a colorful thread.-- pashute, Aug 19 2011 +1 knit into my cat coloured trousers!-- po, Aug 19 2011 Not good for people with allergies, but I don't have pet allergies, so [+]. I do have a handsome, shiny black cat and last year bought a fake fur coat that I call my *cat coat*!-- xandram, Aug 19 2011 Most pet hair will not spin well. Cat and straight haired dog are to smooth, and do not make a good thread. It is possible, but as a rule anyone spinning pet hair mixes in a percentage of wool or similar fiber.
Also you would need to separate out the guard hairs, as they will make for uncomfortable thread/yarn.
(finally winded should be wound)-- MechE, Aug 19 2011 All suggestions accepted except separation - too complex. This is about a simple low cost device.-- pashute, Aug 20 2011 A dog bathing and barber site, might collect enough hair to make pads or dog mattress filler.
But Thread that smells like wet dog just won't sell easily.-- popbottle, Dec 14 2016 //(finally winded should be wound)//
At first I minded MechE's correction then I realized it wasn't aimed at me so I should not have mound.-- AusCan531, Dec 14 2016 random, halfbakery