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Air blade after shower drier   (+8, -1)  [vote for, against]
Basically just a scaled up version of the Dyson Airblade

I like showers but find the whole drying process a bit tedious as I want to get onto the next thing in my day. Not having [Custardguts]'s harem of servant wenches I am forced to rely upon technology.

The Dyson hand-dryer [link] works well - but I require a scaled up version incorporated into the shower door. I turn off the water and step slowly out of the shower (perhaps turning sideways) to have the ginormous airblade scrape and blow the excess water off my body. I will accept any [m-f-d]'s proffered for only being a scaled up version of existing technology but do think it is a better use than the existing hands-only service.
-- AusCan531, Dec 03 2012

Dyson Airblade http://www.dysonairblade.com.au/
For hands only. [AusCan531, Dec 03 2012]

Baked https://i.redditupl...e0d8128be407bc60afb
(and dried) [AusCan531, Jan 19 2017]

If it was powerful enough, it could remove all your body hair at the same time.
-- xenzag, Dec 03 2012

Couldn't a suitably powered airblade also remove the micrometer of dead skin and whatever, and forgo the shower?
-- rcarty, Dec 03 2012

The thought had crossed my mind. [+] since I didn't get my half-patent in the oven first.
-- TomP, Dec 03 2012


// Not having[Custardguts]'s harem of servant wenches //

[Custardguts] doesn't have a harem either, it's just wishful thinking.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 03 2012

The jet of air from an airblade is pretty strong, perhaps strong enough to be quite painful in certain areas of the body...
-- hippo, Dec 03 2012

OK, we need a volunteer to test various body parts in an airblade. I volunteer [8th], assuming that the Borg have the relevant body parts.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 03 2012

Baked. Go watch the jetsons
-- vfrackis, Dec 03 2012

in fact they have these at many swimming pools near me. albeit assisted by electric heaters. I believe they cost approximately £2.
-- PainOCommonSense, Dec 03 2012

//it's just wishful thinking//

I'd rather prefer to think that I'm between harems.
-- Custardguts, Dec 04 2012

^That implies that there has been at least one harem preceding....
-- AusCan531, Dec 04 2012

-- pashute, Dec 04 2012

random, halfbakery