I desperately want a cape style raincoat with a pull over breast cover and a hole at the cape bottom for my tail just like my dog has.
I want a whole closet full of clothing that looks like and is human sized dog clothes.
I want mittens that assume my hands are paws.
I want four legged pants too short made from shinny vinyl or Scottish plaid patterned material with special extra padding for a full body harness.
Animal Clothing for Humans
I-- vfrackis, Dec 05 2014 I suspect you have just come out of a bar-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 05 2014 Perhaps a straight jacket for dogs is just the thing you need.-- zeno, Dec 05 2014 Hey, don't say that, reminds me of Laika's "space suit".-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 05 2014 Ummm ... sounds like 'Furries' ... very doubtful ...-- 8th of 7, Dec 05 2014 I think it's cute, but don't count me in on wearing any. +-- xandram, Dec 05 2014 <heads up>
Google, even in "safe" mode, will provide you with far more information than you want on a number of highly disturbing human behaviours, if you enter seemingly innocuous search terms related to this topic.
<listens for muttering and scrabbling as sick, perverted twisted halfbakers grab for their keyboards>
</heads up>-- 8th of 7, Dec 05 2014 Damn, found nothing perverted-- zeno, Dec 05 2014 Try anything related to "ponies". EEeeewwww, weird ...-- 8th of 7, Dec 05 2014 Hey, pony girls can be hot. I know, I know, you don't like horses, etc, but I've seen your Borg porn collection, so don't get up on that high...horse.
Oh, and a couple of (marked-for-tagline) here...
" I suspect you have just come out of a bar "
and
" enter seemingly innocuous search terms related to this topic "-- normzone, Dec 06 2014 It's not the most flattering look, and the hooves always look a bit naff..what not just shag ponies and get it over and done with?-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 06 2014 Furries would love these.. ;-)-- Steamboat, Dec 12 2014 random, halfbakery