There area lot of ice shelves just about to break off - and there are a lot of old oil derricks that are not needed.

This product is a lightly refitted oil derrick for repurpose as an ice shelf stand. It comes with all oil washed off and a one-way ticket to Antarctica. Buy one. Buy twenty two!

If you don't buy one - you might be responsible for the end of life as we know it. So take advantage of our great deals!
-- mylodon, Mar 26 2022

So much opportunity https://www.energyv...apping-2020-bassoe/
[mylodon, Mar 26 2022]

RESTRAINT!? As in, restrain from buying if you can!?
-- 21 Quest, Mar 26 2022


Buy one oil derrick for the price of three, get the second oil derrick absolutely free!

How can you afford not to?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 26 2022


My name is not Derek.
-- pocmloc, Mar 26 2022


giggles [+]
-- Voice, Mar 26 2022


//If you don't buy one - you might be responsible for the end of life as we know it. So take advantage of our great deals!//

Now THAT'S some great sales copy.
-- doctorremulac3, Mar 26 2022


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-- pashute, Mar 27 2022



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