Science: Health: Placebo
Anti-superstitious cat bleach   (+10, -1)  [vote for, against]
for Super-Soaker or water cannon

Get 'em before they finish crossing your path.

Available in several levels of non-toxicity.

(from [penguinman], with one eye open at breakfast)
-- lurch, Jun 16 2007

meow http://www.weaselci...cs/skeleton-cat.jpg
[jaksplat, Jun 16 2007]

Surely superstitious anti-cat bleach? Or maybe, superstition-indulging anti-blackness cat bleach? I mean, it's not really anti-superstitious, is it?
-- pertinax, Jun 16 2007

could also be thought of as witch deterrent?
-- CaptainClapper, Jun 16 2007

"Zis little love bundle. Now she is seeking for us a trysting place. Touching, is it not? Come, my little peanut of brittle. I will help you."
"Wait for me."
" Wait moi cerise."
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 16 2007

Much better than a burlap bag and a brick. [+]
-- nuclear hobo, Jun 16 2007

Change the name to Cat Whitener and make it like paintball, except the ammo is very large to maximize coverage or you use a shotgun for maximum spread. And add some catnip so the little targets get something for their trouble.

Looks like 2 fries has been into the cooking sherry again.
-- Canuck, Jun 17 2007

Pepe le Pew, no?
-- jaksplat, Jun 17 2007

Oui. She is so coy.

I love eet.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 17 2007

And we have alzo zee supair soakair, which ees feeled avec le paint bleck, yes? And we will deskunk pouvre Pepe, and ze leetle flowair, she weel be less shy, no? Yes. Honh Honh Honh! Je suis coming for vous, ma cherie!
-- elhigh, Jun 19 2007

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