Putting on these shoes and tying the knots activates them. You may barely notice the faint liturgical-like voices at first. Singing. One shoe answering the other in song. After a while, they build in volume, until it becomes almost embarrassing. Only by running can you stop them. And you must run a certain distance, or else the singing slowly begins anew…

(…this idea came to me in a dream. I’d just put on my running shoes, the result of a new year’s resolution. Immediately falling into a swoon on the sofa, I awoke to the antiphonal mewing of cats in either ear…)
-- pluterday, Jan 12 2003

not sure how this is supposed to work. knowing me, I would sit in a chair and tap my feet up and down.
-- po, Jan 12 2003


//not sure how this is supposed to work//Maybe they use their tongues or are string instruments playing sole music? +
-- FarmerJohn, Jan 12 2003


Keep on Running
Long and Winding Road
Don't Stop
Taps

Add in a few monitors and it could break into Beethoven's 5th ("Fate Knocking") if your vital signs reach a critical threshold.
-- egbert, Jan 13 2003


Running on Ice.
Running with the Devil
The Magic Flute
-- RayfordSteele, Jan 13 2003


Smalltown Boy
-- my face your, Jan 13 2003



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