Armbandkerchief   (+6)  [vote for, against]
Keep snot off your arm

Suddenly everyone knows to sneeze on their arm instead of their hands for world health reasons. Recently, I remembered fast enough to do so and my coat arm wound up with, to put it delicately, snot on it. It seems a handkerchief arm band product would be in order. Or an arm banded Kleenex dispenser.
-- Mustardface, May 01 2011

//on their arm// I sneeze and cough inside my clothes, i.e. down the neck, where possible. It's even better than using a sleeve, and the results are not visible from the outside.

It tends to get odd looks, but I'm right, dammit.
-- spidermother, May 01 2011

At least it's my snot. Depending on seasonal apparel, it's often possible to get it in between two layers.

I feel so much moral outrage at the idea of inflicting one's snot on another, even a tiny bit, that I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
-- spidermother, May 01 2011

I do the shirt thing too if I'm fast enough.
Screw the looks.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 01 2011

(Laboured joke) Bobbies could do this, with few issues. Since they are expected to remain in reasonable health while on duty, a policeman's snot is not a snotty snot (snotty snot).
-- spidermother, May 01 2011

That joke's too PC to be funny.
-- 8th of 7, May 01 2011

That's its aPeel.
-- spidermother, May 01 2011

It was rather a sudden change-over. Was there some kind of massive public service announcement?
-- RayfordSteele, May 01 2011

Didn't you get the email? Maybe it was snot allowed by your browser's spam settings.
-- Canuck, May 01 2011

// massive public service announcement //

No, it was more of a blow-by-blow commentary …
-- 8th of 7, May 01 2011

I was a model arm sneezer with a heroic look on my face, standing proud and a trail of snot on my sleeve as evidence of my heroism.
-- Mustardface, May 01 2011

Suggested category: SuperHero.
-- 8th of 7, May 02 2011

Clever +. (yeah, best to change categories, you are in the "crispie panties" section.
-- blissmiss, May 02 2011

random, halfbakery