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Product: Armor
Armourettes   (+4, -1)  [vote for, against]
Suits of armour for the girls, that has spare spaces for things rescued.

I was recently going to go and rescue a damsel in distress, (feline locked in an attic next door), when I realized I was not properly dressed.

Wellllll... imagine my dismay when I found no armour wear to wear. Only the "man" suit my old boyfriend used to wear when rescueing me from flame throwers here.

So I propose Armourette Wear, with space provided for a large boosom, and a nicely shaped onion style tush as well.

Off I go now to rescue that lady...
-- blissmiss, Sep 02 2008

This is probably too much then? http://camelot.alla...e-original-cats.jpg
[phoenix, Sep 02 2008]

femtroopers http://www.sfgate.c...gid=3&entry_id=8393
[jaksplat, Sep 02 2008]

Lady Eowyn: Shieldmaiden of Rohan http://images.googl...%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN
Half way down the page .... what's the female equvalent of "macho" ? [8th of 7, Sep 02 2008]

Armor storage. http://www.kalebstr...8/henry_the_8th.jpg
There would need to be some cantilevering to stay upright, but... [mylodon, Sep 02 2008]

what did Joan of Arc wear?

typical halfbaker - write up the idea and then go sort out the emergency!
-- po, Sep 02 2008


If only there were a Lancelot around here, or something like that, I'd be able to stay...
-- blissmiss, Sep 02 2008


eeks, I searched the bakery but not Google. What a dolt!
-- blissmiss, Sep 02 2008


/with space provided for a/ ...large cat?
-- david_scothern, Sep 02 2008


Yes by golly that's what I meant. Armour with a large spare space for carrying one's saved damsels...or cats, or whatevers.
-- blissmiss, Sep 02 2008


I thought this said Amourettes - don't know what those are but they sound romantic.
-- phundug, Sep 02 2008


// they sound romantic //

No, this is women with edged weapons, and that's not romantic at all, just bloody frightening.
-- 8th of 7, Sep 02 2008


Baked (see link). It may need to be enlarged, but it is a great place for damsels.
-- mylodon, Sep 02 2008


[8th of 7], what's to be frightened of?
-- normzone, Sep 02 2008


Women with edged weapons, that's what.
-- 8th of 7, Sep 02 2008


8th is scared of women, who'd have thought it?
-- po, Sep 02 2008


I can't find any women who care about using edged weapons other than in the kitchen, so I don't try to impart my knowledge of using points and edges.

I skip straight to teaching my women to shoot handguns.
-- normzone, Sep 02 2008


which end am I supposed to hold then?

what's this wobbly bit for?

oops.

(o/t google search for oops and po = 287)
-- po, Sep 02 2008


We are not "scared of women". We are cautious in dangerous situations:

<sound of front door>

"Hi, I'm home !"

<swishing sound>

<sound of kitchen knife parting thinning male hair>

DUDUDUDURURRRRRRR........ (Sound of kitchen knife embedding itself in inside of front door)

<crying>

"Oh, it's that time again, is it ?"

Q.E.D.
-- 8th of 7, Sep 02 2008


Mmmm, girls in armour with weapons - most excellent. (Particularly with a long-bow-n-arrow; don't know why, but it's all good...)
-- neutrinos_shadow, Sep 03 2008


I was thinking lacy edges and veils and such...
-- blissmiss, Sep 04 2008



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