[Onscreen a sleek automobile swoops through a series of turns. The smooth voiceover intones...]

"Front and side airbags tuned to emanate lows, highs, and midrange frequencies to enhance your listening pleasure while providing a safer driving experience. In the event of a collision, the complex fabric folds deploy and cushion impact, emanating pleasantly harmonic bass notes"
-- normzone, Aug 23 2005

Or just one large whoopee cushion...
-- DrCurry, Aug 23 2005


That many folds would kill the sound- Literally
-- SoldierJim, Aug 23 2005


[edit, response to grumpy newbie deleted when he deleted his anno]

No need to be sorry [wagster], although given the inconsistent quality of my ideas I'm curious which one, if any, is your favorite.
-- normzone, Mar 05 2006


Sorry [norm], but I'm already well aware that you can do better than this.
-- wagster, Mar 05 2006



random, halfbakery