Product: Alarm Clock: Snooze
Auto-excuse Snoozer   (+6, -1)  [vote for, against]
Snooze button sends bogus emails to your boss.

Although beautiful and brassy, the inner workings of this alarm clock are decidedly up to date. As well as offering you three levels of snooze (5 minutes, 30 minutes or 90 minutes) it has the ability to talk to your wifi PC and/or your blutooth telephone.

Hitting one of the longer snooze options fires off a prewritten excuse to your boss, such as "I'm stuck in traffic", either by text or email while you continue to sleep like a baby.
-- Fishrat, Jul 29 2005

boss: "hmmn, [Fishy]'s stuck in traffic, but sending me an email... interesting.. interesting"
-- neilp, Jul 29 2005

Well, obviously, [fishy] is important enough to have a Blackberry.
-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Jul 29 2005

Cruel _and_ unusual. Amen.
-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Jul 29 2005

[neilp] "I'm stuck in traffic" would most likely be a text excuse for a 30 minute delay. Email excuses would be better suited to far fetched 90 minute excuses, such as "hi boss, just checking into my email from home as my dog has exploded and it's likely I'll be at the vet's for a while this morning".
-- Fishrat, Jul 29 2005

brilliantly simple
-- dentworth, Jul 29 2005

[AWL] Sadly, no. [Ian] Are you giving the Blackberry a Raspberry?
-- Fishrat, Jul 30 2005

Sounds like a Farmer-Fishrat Inc. idea. +++++!
-- blissmiss, Jul 30 2005

random, halfbakery