BorgCo are proud to offer for the first time anywhere pairs of unisex cycling shorts which have large red electroluminescent panels on the outside of the buttock area, powered by a small battery pack at the waistband.

Causes the wearer's rear end to glow bright red in both hemispheres like a sexually-available baboon.

Improves the visibility of cyclists in otherwise poor riding/driving conditions.

Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.
-- 8th of 7, Nov 21 2009

Cyclist Safety Lights Cyclist_20Safety_20Lights
Prior art acknowledged.. [8th of 7, Nov 21 2009]

Add Baboon's Bum Bicycling Briefs as an option to this standard equipment Bicycle_20Seat_20Shorts
[normzone, Nov 22 2009]

\\glow \\

You might be thinking of the rare baboon/firefly hybrid.
-- swimswim, Nov 21 2009


We bow to your superior expertise in the area of primate posteriors.
-- 8th of 7, Nov 21 2009


Is that a sincere bow, or are you just showing off your blinking lights?
-- swimswim, Nov 21 2009


Behold the sunrise.
-- 8th of 7, Nov 21 2009


be .sexy
-- WcW, Nov 22 2009


So it works both north ~and~ south of the Equator?
-- BunsenHoneydew, Nov 22 2009


+1
-- po, Nov 22 2009


Tremendous.
-- Jinbish, Nov 22 2009


[+], but why is there a dot on your baboons? Is .baboon a new top level domain? If not, why not?
-- pertinax, Nov 22 2009


// Is .baboon a new top level domain? //

It's an alias for .gov ...
-- 8th of 7, Nov 22 2009


"+1"
sp: +2
-- phoenix, Nov 22 2009


I'm not altogether sure why I like this - a bit of a worry really.
-- po, Nov 22 2009


//glowing buns// sp. bums
-- pocmloc, Nov 22 2009


Errr, actually buns is a better word. In the baked goods/croissanty type sense, and the American, using it to mean buttocks, kind of sense.
-- kaz, Nov 22 2009


So gross +
-- blissmiss, Nov 22 2009


You make them sound like n infectious disease.

Is it possible to catch baboons ? If so, how ?
-- 8th of 7, Nov 22 2009


I think [8th] just might have a baboon sweetie pie, all ready to ride on the back of his bike!!!
-- blissmiss, Nov 22 2009


Pure brilliance! (especially at night) [+][+]
-- Grogster, Jun 29 2013



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