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Food: Delivery
Baconmobile   (+8, -6)  [vote for, against]
Sorta like the ice cream man, but better

A truck that plays barnyard-inspired music ("Turkey in the Straw," "Green Acres," et cetera) and cooks and delivers bacon to children and adults for the exchange of money.

Presumably bacon would be of the heat'n'serve variety, but I could also imagine our white-clad hero driving down the highway with a greasy skillet over a hot plate on one side, and his other on the steering wheel, saying, "Oh, I hope I make it to Holly Hills before the schools let out!"

Bacon is handed out in little trays, a few slices per tray.
-- shapu, Jun 28 2006

I'd buy it. But only if it was fresh cooked bacon. Nuked bacon just loses some of its pizzaz. Maybe some sort of hanging stove system to keep grease from flying everywhere when stopping, accelerating, or turning...
-- Hunter79764, Jun 28 2006

So this would just be a glorified, single purpose roach coach geared toward children with a hankering for bacon?

Then again, I do so like good bacon, especially with a touch of maple syrup.
-- NotTheSharpestSpoon, Jun 28 2006

Brilliant. [+]
-- monojohnny, Jun 28 2006

Sliced pig on a stick?
-- Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 28 2006

I have to admit I'm a bit curious about the negative votes.

Must be people who don't like having the Good Lard Man throwing hot grease out the window on the highway.
-- shapu, Jun 28 2006

/I have to admit I'm a bit curious about the negative votes./

Oh, I'm vegetarian. I HAVE to bone any meat based invention.
-- Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 28 2006

I'm wondering how the bacon is served? Children can burn themselves just handling hot bacon, and what if adults wanted some? I like the idea, but there are loose ends......
-- xandram, Jun 28 2006

-- shapu, Jun 28 2006

I want to go to medical school and be a vegetarian one day...
-- notmarkflynn, Jun 28 2006

because you love children?
-- Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 29 2006

If you really love animals, you'll eat them.
-- nihilo, Jun 29 2006

And as the Rabbi told his son, "If you want to be rich beyond your wildest dreams, my son, invent kosher bacon!"

<insert obligatory rim shot>

Baconmobile? Sounds so pedestrian. What about BaconBus? The RasherVan? The Lard Limo?
-- Canuck, Jun 29 2006

Isn't turkey bacon kosher?
-- Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 29 2006

The young Jewish man who invented that must be sorely dissapointed. Turkey bacon tastes nothing like real bacon.
-- notmarkflynn, Jun 29 2006

Reminds me of a joke involving a priest, a rabbi, and willpower. It ends with the rabbi saying, "Better than pork, isn't it?"
-- shapu, Jun 29 2006

served in a little tray is OK with me, so here's a bun +
-- xandram, Jun 30 2006

people won't like it as much without eggs and biscuits, at which point you're just a roach coach in the morning. [-]

bacon [+]
-- Voice, Nov 03 2013

Francis [+]
-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 04 2013

random, halfbakery