You're getting self conscious. There's always that nagging doubt: do I have bad breath? Walk to the nearest pharmacy and buy your own halitosis detector. It's a device similar to a breathalyser, but instead of the measurement of your blood alcohol content you get your halitosis level checked:
1 - You smell like roses, baby
2 - There's something brewing
3 - Can I offer you a mint?
4 - Danger!
5 - Stand over there, against the wind and speak louder.
Schedule your visits to the dentist accordingly.-- PauloSargaco, May 31 2011 Portable atmosphere effluvium analyser http://www.big-dipp...ir2000_EFF_IntE.pdfWhat the name says [PauloSargaco, Jun 01 2011] Seems Baked! (does anyone search their ideas anymore?) http://www.coolest-...ad-breath-detector/ [xandram, Jun 01 2011] (?) here is another one... http://www.ginnys.c...&CAWELAID=674071757 [xandram, Jun 01 2011] Next: Socks that whimper when you've worn them too long.
[+]-- 8th of 7, May 31 2011 How does it work?-- mouseposture, Jun 01 2011 [mouseposture] Ah! I can see you're like a loaded spring, itching to cry magic.
It works through the detection and measurement of certain chemical by-products of bacteria activity. For instance, and just to name a few, hydrogen sulfide, methyl mercaptan, Allyl methyl sulfide, dimethyl sulfide, indole, skatole, polyamines. It would be an ultraportable version of an atmosphere effluvium analyser [link], fine tuned to the concentration levels expected to emanate from the oral cavity of a human being. Yes, the miracles of miniaturization.-- PauloSargaco, Jun 01 2011 //itching to cry magic//
Do you sell a cream for that? [+]-- pertinax, Jun 01 2011 [pertinax] Sorry, can't help there.-- PauloSargaco, Jun 01 2011 [see links] for bakedness and how to bake...-- xandram, Jun 01 2011 GCMS-on-a-chip, yay !-- 8th of 7, Jun 01 2011 Itching, rather, to provide an answer, in case you didn't have one (but you did).
(Do springs itch?)-- mouseposture, Jun 02 2011 Yes, [mouseposture], springs itch. It's a known fact :-)-- PauloSargaco, Jun 02 2011 random, halfbakery