Business: Job change
Ball Ironer   (+3, -3)  [vote for, against]

Because all of those wrinkles look messy!
-- bob, Mar 02 2016

Actually it's part of the design, like with seersucker.

And the category indicates you are applying for the job.
-- normzone, Mar 02 2016

Ha ha ha. I hate ironing!
-- po, Mar 02 2016

Soooo, should we look at this like a resume?
-- blissmiss, Mar 04 2016

[bob]'s user page, viewed as a resume, leads me to expect a lot of interesting stories but an absence of verifiable references.
-- normzone, Mar 04 2016

Oh Ye Boners! That you should issue a bone before giving all due consideration to the problem this half-baked idea addresses!! Well, Not I, Sirs and Madams!! I have been hunched over with a mirror and tweezers all afternoon; and after thorough self-inspection and contemplation, find that there should indeed be a market for this fine invention. [bob]: does this device use steam heat to remove the aforementioned wrinkles? Are powerful shocks or tiny Botox needles employed? How often are treatments necessary? Can one apply these treatments at home? Bun. [+]
-- Grogster, Mar 07 2016

random, halfbakery