Combination doll bank, hospital, and spa (and Bank.)

Bank run like any other, but accepts Barbies as well as cash. Collectable barbies go on shelf in the vault.

Damaged Barbies go to the hospital. (Dumpster one in shed out back.) Most other Barbies go to the spa. (Dumpster two in shed out back.) Patrons can have Barbie denominated checking, bonds, loans and savings accounts. Some can pay interest.

Note: Other accessories banked separately. and Bank robbers will need to bring a Moving Van. --------

( BarbieQueue : ) Snort )
-- popbottle, Mar 02 2014

The most awesome toy store / teacher shop in the area http://www.dollhosp...air/doll_repair.htm
No dumpters... [RayfordSteele, Mar 03 2014]

Reproportioned Barbie http://www.nydailyn...s-article-1.1388333
[JesusHChrist, Mar 06 2014]

This is offscale on my oddometer.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 02 2014


If business is good and customers are lined up you can always organize a BarbieQueue. (Dumpster 1?)
-- AusCan531, Mar 03 2014


I think dolls have a problem with fungibility.
-- pertinax, Mar 03 2014


What Max said.
-- blissmiss, Mar 03 2014


What [blissmiss] said.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 03 2014


I can't Ken this.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 03 2014


We can fumigate if fungibility is a problem. : )
-- popbottle, Mar 04 2014


What I usually say.
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 06 2014


This idea is troubling its kinda psycho.

I have been thinking about what kind of effect walking by a dumpster of spent barbies would have on me. Im not sure i could handle it.
-- vfrackis, Mar 06 2014


Do we have a psycho-meter around here? We should.
-- blissmiss, Mar 06 2014


We'd break it. How'sabout a psych ward?
-- RayfordSteele, Mar 06 2014


imagine you're sick and you go to the hospital and they roll you to what you think is your hospital room open the door and then suddenly they freewheel you down a long ramp into a dumpster

Reproportioned Barbie is a killer! Thank you Jesus
-- vfrackis, Mar 06 2014



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