Product: Countermeasure
Bar Fight Extinguisher   (+3, -1)  [vote for, against]
Put that Drama out quick!

Help extinguish bar fights quickly with the Bar Fight Extinguisher.

Combining CO2 Fire fighting tech with a Pepper spray agent and a Pink fast setting expanding foam, this unique safety product puts an end to pesky bar fights in moments.

In the first stage of operation a charge of pepper spray is released followed immediately by a blast of CO2 vapor to create a pause in the action, then moments later the pink fast setting foam is used to coat the bodies of the combatants.

The pink pallet promotes peaceful pontification to preclude the pugilistic proclivities of the problematic patrons

This coating can be dissolved with a solvent or the offenders can be hauled outside and left until the local constabulary can show up to take care of them.
-- jhomrighaus, Jan 20 2020 [pertinax, Jan 24 2020]

Is it not correct that Messrs. Smith and Wesson already have sufficient Prior Art in this area to render the idea redundant ?

Those inclined to indulge in fisticuffs are measureably more docile after three or four rounds of .44 magnum half-jacketed ammunition; indeed, the coroner's staff rarely have any problems with them, once they've collected all the scattered body parts together.
-- 8th of 7, Jan 21 2020

You do know - don't you? - that "pontification" means "making like a bishop". You want a synod breaking out in your hostelry? Stash the croziers and brace for unction.
-- pertinax, Jan 21 2020

8th, Its just so hard to get bloodstains out of things.
-- jhomrighaus, Jan 21 2020

"This is why we can't have nice things"
-- 8th of 7, Jan 21 2020

//"pontification" means "making like a bishop"// No, pontification is the process of building a bridge.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 21 2020

Pepper spray AND adhesive foam?

[j], I'm going to ask a favor of you.

If you see a bunch of people kicking the shit out of me in a bar ... Just let them do it.

-- normzone, Jan 24 2020

its just a little bit of pepper spray
-- jhomrighaus, Jan 24 2020

Have you ever had any exposure to that stuff?

Take a Q-tip, spray some on it and rub it under one eye on your cheekbone.

Go to the sink, and post here after you've spent 20 minutes running water over your face.

Go ahead, I'll wait.

Granted, I did it back in the olden days with tear gas before pepper spray was state of the art, but it should be similar.
-- normzone, Jan 25 2020

Bouncers across the country are meeting today to figure out how to best beat the shit outta you.

Nice knowing you, [jhomrighaus].
-- blissmiss, Jan 25 2020

you have to admit it would sure stop the fight in a hurry tho ;-P
-- jhomrighaus, Jan 27 2020

I'm not certain that I have to admit that.

(testing ...) No, I don't have to. I seem to be able not to.

I will grant that it would empty the bar, all the patrons going elsewhere.
-- normzone, Jan 31 2020

You could wear this as reactive armour so it activates if you get hit
-- pocmloc, Jan 31 2020

Reactive armour for humans has been experimented with.

Didn't end well.
-- 8th of 7, Jan 31 2020

I bet it didn't spew pink foam
-- pocmloc, Jan 31 2020

You couldn't be more wrong...
-- 8th of 7, Jan 31 2020

random, halfbakery