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Product: Clock: Subjective Time
Bed O'Clock   (+12)  [vote for, against]
“Okay kids, time for bed!”

Sometimes as a parent of small children, you just need a break. That's why this special clock comes with a remote control. When you press the button, all of the clocks in the house with this functionality set themselves forward to 7:30 PM. At nominal midnight the clocks stop temporarily until they catch up with the actual time.
-- ytk, May 06 2014

" Mommy, why does it get dark so fast sometimes? " Liquid-filled_20window_20tinting
[normzone, May 06 2014]

YES! +
-- blissmiss, May 06 2014


You'll need the optional automatic window tinting kit to complete the illusion (link).
-- normzone, May 06 2014


Slept not so far from a radio-synchronised clock, which is bloody noisy in the wee hours when it's resynching with the time signal, especially one with day/date function at the end of the month....

Howabout the old methods of a cosh, or laudanum...
-- not_morrison_rm, May 06 2014


Woodpecker sweet cider, the babysitter in a bottle.
-- 8th of 7, May 07 2014


We'll have to halfbake something else for noisy teenagers.
-- pashute, May 07 2014



random, halfbakery