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Bed Skewer   (+9)  [vote for, against]
Bringing sandwich technolgy to bed.

Hold multiple layers of sheets, blankets, and bedding in place against shifting by skewering them with a spike through the bed's mattress. As an added benefit, the skewer can be used to mark the exact center of the bed.

Available models include giant toothpick, giant miniature umbrella, and giant miniature plastic sword. Extra-large upholstered olive sold separately.
-- Laughs Last, Jan 09 2009

I forsee problems with this if the skewer is inserted after you get into bed.
-- hippo, Jan 09 2009

...stripper pole, north pole, May pole, fake tree top...
-- phoenix, Jan 09 2009

I've used big staples to secure bedsheets before.
-- Spacecoyote, Jan 09 2009

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