3d print magnified beetle mandibles and fuse them to the jaw. I would love to have some of these for slow moving lines and to surprise office mates.-- JesusHChrist, Aug 02 2015 Beetle mandibles https://img0.etsyst...570xN.206857242.jpg [JesusHChrist, Aug 02 2015] Prior art? data:image/jpeg;bas...kk78Y1DykAxkXkvJ//Z [21 Quest, Aug 03 2015] Do they open when you open your mouth, or close ?-- FlyingToaster, Aug 02 2015 How invasive and permanent is this fusion?-- 21 Quest, Aug 03 2015 I hope your not suggesting oversized antlers for your chin but rather a piercing stud in the form of a 3D printed beetle mandible. The shape might be a bit uncomfortable.-- wjt, Aug 03 2015 You would need some kind of pivot attachment, with levers and bell-cranks running back alongside your jawbones, so that the prosthetics opened and closed laterally as you opened and shut yer mooth.-- pocmloc, Aug 03 2015 Creepy as hell.+-- blissmiss, Aug 03 2015 The power of a bad idea; can I <marked for> my own <tagline>?-- JesusHChrist, Aug 05 2015 Not just decoration but a useful accessory for all those one- man-band musicians struggling to get that harmonica into just the right position on its neck-bound wire frame.
Why stop at beetle mandibles? Surely there's scope for all kinds of jawbone enhancements. Properly freak people out with an extensible inner jaw a la H R Giger / Alien?-- Tulaine, Aug 05 2015 random, halfbakery